Dimitri the lover

REAL voicemail left for some poor woman!

Dimitri, Dimitri, Dimitri. I am ashamed that I have to share this fine city of Toronto with skum like you. Even though you have now provided millions of people with a good giggle, it doesnt change the fact you should be burned on the stake. To think I was at Rancho Relaxo last night and perhaps shared the same air to breath as you discusts me.

Ladies, please listen to the voicemails and read the articles below.
Men, take note. If you ever see a REAL MAN poster for a convention downtown – Dont go. But if you do… please take pictures. Im curious to see what this slime ball really looks like.

Pathetic.

http://www.blogto.com/tno/2008/04/dimitri_the_lover_models_the_real_man/

http://www.eyeweekly.com/city/features/article/22843
http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
http://www.pirate4×4.com/forum/showthread.php?p=8410775
http://gawker.com/tag/dimitri-the-lover/?i=5020090&t=voicemail-from-the-worst-pickup-artist-ever

FOLLOW UP: His real name is James Sears. Here is another article about this shaddy practices from CTV
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1115167462268_11/?hub=CTVNewsAt11

Ive also attached some of his “quotes” from his website as a comment on this post. They are soooo crude I didn’t want them right out in the open. *shudder*

Oh yeah, and he also goes by the name “Joseph the Lover”

RockNRolla Trailer

I love Guy Richie, you love Guy Richie. Who doesn’t LOVE Guy Richie. Directorial brilliance. I bet he pisses brilliance. And only goes wee wee on a gold toilet. If not now he will be soon, seeing how his soon to be divorce to Madonna will be a dirty bare-knuckle fight.

Its reported that Madonna has just hired Paul McCartney’s lawyer from his recent Heather Mills split.
One point Madonna.
However Guy never signed a prenup.
100 million points for Guy!

Like Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels? (When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.)
Perhaps better known Snatch? (In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary… come again?)
Your going to cream your pants over this one.

Ya I’m lude and crude. What you gunna do about it?

Obviously Barack Obama is a Jedi!

George Lucas testified in front of the House Subcommittee on Telecommunications and the Internet to back the Universal Service Fund. Lucas called on lawmakers to create a free, “third Internet” that would be used only for educational use. Of course, Lucas’ appearance was mocked by several members of the committee.

Pennsylvania Republican Mike Doyle: “The universal service fund needs to be blown up like the Death Star.”

Rep Lee Terry: “Rick Boucher and I are the Luke Skywalkers riding in to save the universal service fund by those who want to destroy it, the Darth Vaders.”

Massachusetts Democrat and subcommittee chairman Edward Markey: “The e-rate became law when Congress enacted it as part of the Telecom Act, and we’ve defended it with political light sabers ever since.”

Lucas refused to answer a question about “Who is President Bush more like: Luke Skywalker or Darth Vader?”, but insisted that Barack Obama would be a Jedi.

“I would say that’s reasonably obvious,” he said.

Yes, so very obvious. Lucas did not however attempt to argue that a refrigerator could protect a human being from a nuclear blast, because, well, that’s just a ridiculous thought.

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Who’s That Hiding In My Fox 5 News Logo?

“The more familiar we are with people, faces, colors, geometrical shapes, odors, foods, and many other things, the more we like them (for a review, see Bornstein 1989). Robert Zajonc termed this phenomenon the mere exposure effect to indicate that the mere repeated exposure to an object suffices to increase one’s liking for it (Zajonc 1968). It now appears that mere exposure to an object is especially likely to increase liking for that object when people are unaware of this exposure (Bornstein 1989; Bornstein and D’Agostino 1992). More on IntelStrike

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UFO sightings prompt demands for inquiry

A flurry of UFO sightings (in the UK) have led to calls for the Ministry of Defence to launch an official inquiry.

UFO experts believe the incidents, which happened in Shropshire, south Wales and Worcestershire earlier this month, are “particularly significant” because they included observations made by the crew of a police helicopter and military personnel.

The MoD confirmed today that it had been handed footage captured on a mobile phone by a corporal on guard duty at Tern Hill barracks, near Market Drayton, Shropshire, on June 7.

Corporal Mark Proctor told The Sun he witnessed a “fleet” of objects objects zig-zagging across the sky at about 11pm.

The 38-year-old soldier, a member of the 1st Battalion Irish Regiment, said: “I was on duty in the guard room when the other boys outside began shouting.

“I went out to see what the commotion was about and could see 13 craft in the skies. They were like rotating cubes with multiple colours.”

Metro.co.uk – NewScientist.com - Cult of the Dead Fish

Comic-Movie mashup overload!

I’ll lay it right on the table to start. Im a nerd. Not only am I aware, but I embrace this element of my personality. I feel the need to announce this fact in order to prevent the numerous comments I expect to recieve labelling me as so. Beat you to the punch.

Ive seen many good comic book movie crossovers lately… Batman begins, Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk to name a few. Those films in combination with my endless obsession with movie blogs and overall buzz snooping has me fixed on the edge of my seat for the many more adaptations on the brink of production/being announced/released.

The Dark Knight - the endless stream of viral marketing has kept me quite occupied throughout the last year
The Green Hornet - Seth Rogan as Britt Reid. Pure genius. Only question is if I can wait until 2010!
Wolverine - X-Men Origins… or whatever. Doesn’t matter. All that does it Hugh vs Liev, tres exciting!
Hellboy 2 - Ill admit, I cant even recall what happens in the first one. Guillermo del Toro is why I will watch.
Watchmen - Get a glimpse of the limited production photos released. Looks like great casting!   
Justice League - casting is not up to date/limited. Hopefully they release head to head with the Avengers!
The Avengers - Breakdown HERE
Hancock – Will Will be an 8-hit wonder?
Gi Joe - Alot of big names are cast. Brendan Fraser, Sienna Miller, Chanum Tatum. High expectations!
The Spirit - Yes, its based of a graphic novel. Yes, very similar feel to Sin City. Samuel L Jackson in Comic book movie number #546781
Wanted - This ones going to kill the box office. Hopefully its success convinces Ange to sign onto Sin City 2!

And then there are those others which should be halted in their tracks:

The Sub – Mariner; a glorified-jacked up-merman-aquaman ripoff
Shazam! - Captin Marvel is a lame version of Superman. The rock (sorry Dwayne Johnson) as the villain, who would have thought! haha.
Luke Cage – Tyrese Gibsonas a superhero? God help us.
Thor – umm… great idea for a member of The Avengers… not so much as a solo.
The Green Lantern – The writer’s credits include Dawsons Creek. Enough said.
Ant-Man - Could this be made as anything but a comedy? Although, if Simon Pegg plays Hank it would surely be a home run!
Spiderman 4 - Enough is enough.

Wanna know more? Did I miss a film? Want to see production photos, hear spoilers, casting, or online buzz? Im your resource (OR you could just use slashfilm.com)! Message me or comment and ill send you a gagle of links.

Have an opinion of your own? Comment and share!

How a 730-Ton Ball Kept the Second Tallest Building From Falling During the Chinese Earthquake

The recent Sichuan Earthquake in China was so intense, tremors were felt all the way over in the tallest completed building in the world—the Taipei 101 building in Taiwan—a whole eight minutes after the quake originated. (The title of tallest building period was taken by the Burj Dubai back in May.) What’s interesting about the 101 is that it has a gigantic suspended tuned mass damper, or hanging ball, which takes up four stories and works like this to prevent the building from falling over and tragically crushing office workers. This 730 ton sphere looks intimidating when still, but wait until you see it in motion during the earthquake.

ARTICLE

You’re a Sneaky One, Lehman Brothers

“It’s one of the most bizarre twists of the financial mess of the past year. On the day when market rumors surfaced that it would raise more capital, Lehman did practically the exact opposite: It bought back its own shares.”

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Boy in court for throwing sausage

LONDON (Reuters) – A 12-year-old boy appeared in court on Wednesday charged with assault for throwing a sausage at a pensioner, police said.
…The object turned out to be a cocktail sausage.

Russian woman sets fire to ex-husband’s penis

MOSCOW (Reuters) – A woman set fire to her ex-husband’s penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.

Hello Kitty Airlines

http://rojaks.blogspot.com/2006/09/hello-kitty-craze-hello-kitty-airline.html

Camel Humps Owner to Death

Click me

A woman in Australia has been killed by her pet camel after the animal may have tried to have sex with her.

Blue Lagoon Island Resort

Offered for Twenty Five Million Euro is the timeless ownership of one of the finest islands in the world and one of the last freehold islands in the South Pacific paradise of Fiji.