Dimitri the lover

27 06 2008

REAL voicemail left for some poor woman!

Dimitri, Dimitri, Dimitri. I am ashamed that I have to share this fine city of Toronto with skum like you. Even though you have now provided millions of people with a good giggle, it doesnt change the fact you should be burned on the stake. To think I was at Rancho Relaxo last night and perhaps shared the same air to breath as you discusts me.

Ladies, please listen to the voicemails and read the articles below.
Men, take note. If you ever see a REAL MAN poster for a convention downtown – Dont go. But if you do… please take pictures. Im curious to see what this slime ball really looks like.




FOLLOW UP: His real name is James Sears. Here is another article about this shaddy practices from CTV

Ive also attached some of his “quotes” from his website as a comment on this post. They are soooo crude I didn’t want them right out in the open. *shudder*

Oh yeah, and he also goes by the name “Joseph the Lover”


Alas, I am perplexed

26 06 2008

So. I started this blog about a year ago because I have allot to say. I don’t know if anyone wants to HEAR any of it, but either way I wanted to make my thoughts/stumble upon/opinions available for those who DO.

Now I have reached a crossroads. Im starting to recieve a significant amount of hits, however feel my blog is…. tacky. Kind of cluttered. It is filled with a multitude of different ideas, topics, niches… its a mess.

What I’m considering now is a cleansing. Perhaps create a new blog solely dedicated to music I like. Perhaps another one which contains design tips, tricks and resources? Maybe even a few more which focus on Movie blogging, funny things found on-line, people I know. Maybe even my life itself.

But would anyone care? Is it easier to “channel surf” through the Tasmanian devil like mess I have created in search of that rare gem which would spark your interest? Or would that be to time consuming and frivolous. You want what you want. Concise. To the point. Weed out the rest of the bullshit.

I’m at… maybe 5 blog posts a day now. Hoping to double that number by next week – then platow for awhile.

Its judgement day. But I could use some advice. This is a call out to you (few) visitors, do you want an easily tracked/organized resource? Somewhere you could SPECIFICALLY go to read about my day – if you don’t care about what new trailer was released. Somewhere else you could go if your a music buff and are tired of your play-list on repeat. Need to shake up the airwaves – cause some chaos to the electric signals travelling to your brain.

Thoughts? Suggestions? Please share!

p.s. big images distracting and make the site cluttered?/or/catch your interest?

Ben Kingsley…

26 06 2008


… is an amazing, talented, and versatile actor. I could rant on and on for pages how “amazing” he is, or you could just check him out and see for yourself.

Here are some recommendations; 

Sexy Beast
House of Sand and Fog
Lucky Number Slevin
Schindlers List

The Wackness
Prince of Persia

Hilarious Mr. Lube Commercial

26 06 2008

Hopefully SOME people (cough – Alana) will understand now what i’m spoofing when I go “whats on my head?!” and hit my sunglasses onto the floor!

RockNRolla Trailer

26 06 2008

I love Guy Richie, you love Guy Richie. Who doesn’t LOVE Guy Richie. Directorial brilliance. I bet he pisses brilliance. And only goes wee wee on a gold toilet. If not now he will be soon, seeing how his soon to be divorce to Madonna will be a dirty bare-knuckle fight.

Its reported that Madonna has just hired Paul McCartney’s lawyer from his recent Heather Mills split.
One point Madonna.
However Guy never signed a prenup.
100 million points for Guy!

Like Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels? (When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.)
Perhaps better known Snatch? (In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary… come again?)
Your going to cream your pants over this one.

Ya I’m lude and crude. What you gunna do about it?

Obviously Barack Obama is a Jedi!

26 06 2008

George Lucas testified in front of the House Subcommittee on Telecommunications and the Internet to back the Universal Service Fund. Lucas called on lawmakers to create a free, “third Internet” that would be used only for educational use. Of course, Lucas’ appearance was mocked by several members of the committee.

Pennsylvania Republican Mike Doyle: “The universal service fund needs to be blown up like the Death Star.”

Rep Lee Terry: “Rick Boucher and I are the Luke Skywalkers riding in to save the universal service fund by those who want to destroy it, the Darth Vaders.”

Massachusetts Democrat and subcommittee chairman Edward Markey: “The e-rate became law when Congress enacted it as part of the Telecom Act, and we’ve defended it with political light sabers ever since.”

Lucas refused to answer a question about “Who is President Bush more like: Luke Skywalker or Darth Vader?”, but insisted that Barack Obama would be a Jedi.

“I would say that’s reasonably obvious,” he said.

Yes, so very obvious. Lucas did not however attempt to argue that a refrigerator could protect a human being from a nuclear blast, because, well, that’s just a ridiculous thought.


Snippit of the day

26 06 2008