we are all going to hell.

14 03 2008

“You offend God not only by stealing, taking the Lord’s name in vain or coveting your neighbor’s wife, but also by wrecking the environment, carrying out morally debatable experiments that manipulate DNA or harm embryos,” said Bishop Gianfranco, who is responsible for the body that oversees confessions.

The NEW seven social sins are:

1. Bioethical” violations such as birth control (I’m going to hell)

2. “Morally dubious” experiments such as stem cell research (I support this = going to hell)

3. Drug abuse (um..think I’m clear on this one)

4. Polluting the environment (I think Ive done more good then harm *crosses fingers)

5. Contributing to widening divide between rich and poor (safe)

6. Excessive wealth (safe..for now)

7. Creating poverty (safe)

The original deadly sins:

1. Pride
2. Envy
3. Gluttony
4. Lust
5. Anger
6. Greed
7. Sloth

(screw it. I’m going to hell for committing all of these sins at least once so far in life)

Is the vatican going to create a list of seven new virtues as well?

Chasity/Temperance/Charity/Diligence/Forgiveness/Humility/Kindess are the ones that exist currently.

If so I suggest Gravity and Humour to be included on the list.

The only good part of this announcement is that there is the possibility of a Se7en sequel with Brad Pitt! yay.

I can only imagine how they would portray it…

1. Sex which does not procure a child. Shameful.
2. Someone cures paralysis or parkinsons!
3. Is a stoner considered a drug abuser?
4. You did NOT just drop your mcds cup on the ground! Damn you to hell. Seriously.
5. Someone graduates from Harvard perhaps?
6. “I hope to God I DONT win the lottery!”
7. If your not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem. Shit.

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game…




Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: