Hilarious Mr. Lube Commercial

26 06 2008

Hopefully SOME people (cough – Alana) will understand now what i’m spoofing when I go “whats on my head?!” and hit my sunglasses onto the floor!


Obviously Barack Obama is a Jedi!

26 06 2008

George Lucas testified in front of the House Subcommittee on Telecommunications and the Internet to back the Universal Service Fund. Lucas called on lawmakers to create a free, “third Internet” that would be used only for educational use. Of course, Lucas’ appearance was mocked by several members of the committee.

Pennsylvania Republican Mike Doyle: “The universal service fund needs to be blown up like the Death Star.”

Rep Lee Terry: “Rick Boucher and I are the Luke Skywalkers riding in to save the universal service fund by those who want to destroy it, the Darth Vaders.”

Massachusetts Democrat and subcommittee chairman Edward Markey: “The e-rate became law when Congress enacted it as part of the Telecom Act, and we’ve defended it with political light sabers ever since.”

Lucas refused to answer a question about “Who is President Bush more like: Luke Skywalker or Darth Vader?”, but insisted that Barack Obama would be a Jedi.

“I would say that’s reasonably obvious,” he said.

Yes, so very obvious. Lucas did not however attempt to argue that a refrigerator could protect a human being from a nuclear blast, because, well, that’s just a ridiculous thought.


Snippit of the day

26 06 2008


Dr. Seuss Unorthodox Taxidermy

24 08 2007


Dr. Seuss embarked on an ingenious project in the early 1930s as he evolved from two-dimensional artworks to three-dimensional sculptures. What was most unusual for these mixed-media sculptures was the use of real animal parts including beaks, antlers and horns from deceased Forest Park Zoo animals where Seuss’s father was superintendent.

MCRORIE! – Musician

24 08 2007

One man electric band….
enough said…

Boy in court for throwing sausage

24 08 2007


LONDON (Reuters) – A 12-year-old boy appeared in court on Wednesday charged with assault for throwing a sausage at a pensioner, police said.
…The object turned out to be a cocktail sausage.

Russian woman sets fire to ex-husband’s penis

24 08 2007


MOSCOW (Reuters) – A woman set fire to her ex-husband’s penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.