Hilarious Mr. Lube Commercial

26 06 2008

Hopefully SOME people (cough – Alana) will understand now what i’m spoofing when I go “whats on my head?!” and hit my sunglasses onto the floor!





Obviously Barack Obama is a Jedi!

26 06 2008

George Lucas testified in front of the House Subcommittee on Telecommunications and the Internet to back the Universal Service Fund. Lucas called on lawmakers to create a free, “third Internet” that would be used only for educational use. Of course, Lucas’ appearance was mocked by several members of the committee.

Pennsylvania Republican Mike Doyle: “The universal service fund needs to be blown up like the Death Star.”

Rep Lee Terry: “Rick Boucher and I are the Luke Skywalkers riding in to save the universal service fund by those who want to destroy it, the Darth Vaders.”

Massachusetts Democrat and subcommittee chairman Edward Markey: “The e-rate became law when Congress enacted it as part of the Telecom Act, and we’ve defended it with political light sabers ever since.”

Lucas refused to answer a question about “Who is President Bush more like: Luke Skywalker or Darth Vader?”, but insisted that Barack Obama would be a Jedi.

“I would say that’s reasonably obvious,” he said.

Yes, so very obvious. Lucas did not however attempt to argue that a refrigerator could protect a human being from a nuclear blast, because, well, that’s just a ridiculous thought.

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Snippit of the day

26 06 2008


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Dr. Seuss Unorthodox Taxidermy

24 08 2007

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Dr. Seuss embarked on an ingenious project in the early 1930s as he evolved from two-dimensional artworks to three-dimensional sculptures. What was most unusual for these mixed-media sculptures was the use of real animal parts including beaks, antlers and horns from deceased Forest Park Zoo animals where Seuss’s father was superintendent.





MCRORIE! – Musician

24 08 2007

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One man electric band….
enough said…





Boy in court for throwing sausage

24 08 2007

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LONDON (Reuters) – A 12-year-old boy appeared in court on Wednesday charged with assault for throwing a sausage at a pensioner, police said.
…The object turned out to be a cocktail sausage.





Russian woman sets fire to ex-husband’s penis

24 08 2007

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MOSCOW (Reuters) – A woman set fire to her ex-husband’s penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.